I’ve spent way too much time there already, so in an attempt to get it out of my system I’m blogging it. Yes, ChuckNorrisFacts.com.
Here’s a sampling of my favourites:
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
- Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Oh dear, the list is endless… what can I say? The world loves Walker.
Best you go check it out, before a roundhouse kick comes your way.
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