Cherryflava points out SCIgen, the perfect way to save my ailing tertiary education attempts. My next thesis is guaranteed to rock with the help of a few MIT students who managed to get computer-generated gibberish to be accepted as a paper at a scientific conference.
So it seems the days of seeing a “blue screen of death” at the airport may be over, however they have been lovingly replaced with a “low disk space warning”. See Now arriving… low disk space”. Looking closely the problem appears to stem from Arkansas, but at least it is timely. 🙂