“Recently the papers have reported a ‘miracle’ in Benoni. According to the papers Francesca Zackey, a 17-year old girl, claims to have had over 20 visitations from the Virgin Mary in the space of a month.”

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Hmmm, my mother’s neighboursthey live just down the street from my Mom! That’s not the Virgin Mary, that’s my senile Ouma roaming around!!!