Such a Nerd

I’m such a nerd. Smoothness just don’t live here no more. Lately I seem to lack the ability to simply communicate with the female form. exemple gratia:

Pretty-girl-in-club: Hi, I like your jacket.
Me: Thank you!
END

What the fuck?

Where was the:

Pretty-girl-in-club: Hi, I like your jacket.
Me: Thanks, I may use clothes to make me look good but I’m pretty sure you’re beautiful all the time.
Pretty-girl-in-club: (smiles)
… continued conversation …

Or the:

Pretty-girl-in-club: Hi, I like your jacket.
Me: Thanks, by the way my name is Shaun, what’s yours?
… continued conversation …

Gimme back my Mojo dammit!

4 replies on “Such a Nerd”

Or how about this:
If you think this looks good now, just wait until you see it on your bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

i guess it is in the air. my mojo- dead! let the peasants weep and fathers the world over rejoice. btw. does mrs. cole seem very strict? just because we can’t find loving husbands like mr Brad…

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