I’m such a nerd. Smoothness just don’t live here no more. Lately I seem to lack the ability to simply communicate with the female form. exemple gratia:

Pretty-girl-in-club: Hi, I like your jacket.
Me: Thank you!
END

What the fuck?

Where was the:

Pretty-girl-in-club: Hi, I like your jacket.
Me: Thanks, I may use clothes to make me look good but I’m pretty sure you’re beautiful all the time.
Pretty-girl-in-club: (smiles)
… continued conversation …

Or the:

Pretty-girl-in-club: Hi, I like your jacket.
Me: Thanks, by the way my name is Shaun, what’s yours?
… continued conversation …

Gimme back my Mojo dammit!