Poor Quality German Vehicles Plague Cabinet Ministers

Image via Wikipedia Science and Technology minister Naledi Pandor is the latest victim of unreliable and aging German luxury automobiles, a condition known in car manufacturing circles as the “H1WAN12 (Have 1, Want A New 1 Too) Swine Fool Panic”. Recently she too was forced to order two Mercedes Benz ML350s to ferry her growing […]

2009 Elections Results [100% for Zuma, 20% for Maths]

From the screen-shot below, I think we can safely assume who news24.com is rooting for in the SA elections of 2009. Clearly they share the exact same high-school maths ability as certain members of the ANC. Update: Click here for more ridiculous news24 election results screenshots. Related articles: ‘Stop Zuma getting two-thirds majority’ (thetimes.co.za)

Mbeki on Mugabe (via Hayibo.com)

Awesome parody satire site Hayibo.com relates Mbeki’s comments on Mugabe: “That’s why I sold every last shred of moral high ground the ANC had after 1994 to keep him out of the International Criminal Court in The Hague,” said Mbeki. “Now I realise I was just like Amy Winehouse and he was like Blake. They […]

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