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Upcoming Album Watch: Brothers by The Black Keys


“This is an album by The Black Keys. The name of this album is Brothers.”

If you don’t know American blues-rock duo The Black Keys yet, you’re sure missing out on something special. It took all of thirty seconds listening to the first track off the new album “Brothers”, due out May 18, for me to get hooked right back into their raw, catchy, we’re-so-ridiculously-fucking-cool-you-can’t-handle-it sound. You can preview the entire album online now: Click here to listen to The Black Keys on NPR.org.
With production input from Danger Mouse (quite literally the Midas of the music scene right now), you know it has to be spectacular. This is definitely one for the LP collection.

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Entertainment Humor Sports

The Better Official FIFA World Cup 2010 South Africa Theme Song

Dear Shakira (and Freshlybackground),

Go hop back into your wolf-cage. Arrrooooooooo!

We already have a theme song for the FIFA World Cup that sounds way better than the WAKA KAKKA piece of crap you’ve come up with.
It’s got waay more spirit and fire and a true African feel, and yes, it’s performed by an African!!

I must say I’m hella confused tho. Does anybody else want to do a FIFA theme song? How many do we get?

Another FIFA fuckup?

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Technology

10 Ways To Generate Blog Traffic From the iPad [Blatant Whoring Dept.]

iPad Woman: The wired and wireless future of media and infotainment by tsevis.

iPad Woman, originally uploaded by tsevis
Now that the hype is quickly fading, I’d better take this chance to write my own iPad post and get a piece of iPad interwebs traffic pie.
And so I present: 10 Ways to Generate Blog Traffic from the iPad.

1. Write flowery prose in praise of the iPad. Followers of the Church of Jesus Jobs will love you.
2. Say the iPad sucks. Try justify it to the Fruit Church. Same church peeps will hang, draw and quarter you online.
3. Blend an iPad. (or write about it watching it blend, at least)
4. Fence sit with your (non-)opinion of the iPad.
5. Question the iPad’s ability as a computer. (Really? When we call smartphones computers?)
6. Pine over the lack of a worldwide release.
7. Disassemble your iPad.
8. Make a summary of everyone else’s reviews.
9. Arrange a debate on the pro’s and cons of the iPad.
10. Write a post titled: 10 Ways To Generate Blog Traffic From the iPad.

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Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things



Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things, originally uploaded by dryponder.

While you may be aware of Barack Obama feigning interest in mundane things, deep down you always knew there was more to it than what meets the eye. Click the photo above to visit the photographic series of Barack Obama looking at awesome things.

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Humor

Lingerie Beer Cans

It’s the next evolutionary step in the female of the species slowly dominating our world. Then again, as a supposedly superior bunch, you’d think women would realise men actually need little extra incentive to buy and drink beer.

[Via: http://www.thedieline.com/blog/2010/03/lingerie-beer-cans.html]